Danielle Staub may have been officially fired from The Real Housewives of New Jersey this week, but she isn’t leaving without getting a few words in.

First, she demanded a spin-off. Now, she’s gone off on Teresa Giudice in an interview with Steppin Out magazine and also confirmed that her relationship with Lori Michaels is not a PR scam. She’s totally gone lesbian before! Read excerpts below.

Ding! Ding! It’s on between Danielle and Teresa, this publication will see to that!

On her sexuality: “I’m interested in sexuality… I’ve had six relationships with women and I will tell you women kiss better than men. That’s very, very true. I remember each and every one of them.”

On how Teresa is like a monkey: “She needs a hairline revision… She reminds me of Cornelius from Planet of the Apes. Could you imagine if her face is that hairy what her body hair must be like? It’s got to be out of control.”

On allegations that Joe Giudice cheated on his wife: “If she was making Joe happy maybe he wouldn’t have to go some place else. I don’t know what goes on in their bedroom, but from what I’ve seen, Teresa is not exactly a turn on. Her forehead is disturbing. But it’s not even about her looks.

“Her personality and lack of compassion is what makes her ugly. It’s the way she speaks to her husband and overindulges her children is what makes her ugly.”

On Teresa’s kids: “They’re gorgeous little girls, but their attitudes only show disrespect. I don’t care of that. I feel bad for them. They’re learning what they live.

“The mother is teaching them they are too good for everything except being treated like princesses. But it’s not reality. Teresa, you’re 11 million dollars in debt. How much of a princess can your kids be? Make them work. Give them structure. Her children want to be told what’s wrong and what’s right. They need boundaries and structure. That’s what I do for my kids. I give them structure and boundaries.”

Also, stripping lessons.

Spencer Pratt has taken time away from sex tape peddling to follow the script in his break-up with Heidi Montag issue a heartfelt apology.

In a statement that said he required some “intense soul-searching” and would be following “appropriate avenues for my issues,” the reality star took full responsibility for the split with Montag.

Might Spencer Pratt really be a changed man, in ways other than his ridiculous facial hair?

“Divorce can be a trying, draining, and emotionally devastating experience for all involved,” Spencer wrote to People. “Despite these hardships, most individuals manage to conduct themselves with dignity and maturity. I did not - I failed spectacularly.

“I horribly embarrassed the one person that meant the world to me. For my outrageous and infantile behavior, I offer Heidi my most sincere apologies.”

It’s unclear for which action Pratt is apologizing: his teasing of a Heidi Montag sex tape; his Tweeted insults against her; his stalking of her in Costa Rica. Hopefully, all of it.

Concluded Spencer: “Over the years, her love, support, and friendship were always given, but never properly cherished. I let her down. She never deserved the pain and anguish I put her through, and although I don’t expect it, I hope in time she’ll be able to forgive me.”

Once those cameras are rolling again, Spence, don’t worry. She will.

We make it a habit to investigate the love life of Miley Cyrus. These days, all clues point to a relationship with Douglas Booth.

Along similar lines, Miley’s brother and father will soon team up to host a SyFy reality show titled UFO: Unbelievably Freakin’ Obvious. It will look into conspiracy theories and unexplained phenomena around the world.

On the program, Billy Ray - who has legally adopted Trace, a son wife Tish had with another man - will play the role of the skeptic, while the younger musician is more of a believer.

“The existence of paranormal phenomena is something I’ve always wanted to explore further,” said Billy Ray. “Getting the opportunity to take this adventure with my son, who has always had a keen interest in this area, is a dream come true. I hope this series can shine a light on some of the activities we have questioned, and the mysteries that have long inspired us.”

Ever since her fake marriage came to an end or her fake divorce started, I can’t keep the publicity stunts straight anymore, Heidi Montag has wanted us all to know just how sad she’s pretending to be. I don’t know what’s going on anymore, either way she wants us to know that she’s down in the dumps so she sent us these completely natural and un-staged pictures of her hanging out in her bikini drinking a cocktail by the pool of her private Costa Rican villa. I don’t see anything unnatural about these pictures at all… Except for those amazing tits of course.

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