This revelation is courtesy of a new survey conducted by Public Policy Polling. In it, Tripp’s attention-craving daddy received a 72 percent unfavorable rating, which was scarcely offset by his six percent positive rating.

“It’s hard to muster a favorability rating lower than six percent,” the company wrote of its findings. “That’s about the where the average person off the street we polled on a lark would be, so Johnston may hold this dubious distinction for a long time.”

Levi can take solace in setting a record, though: he beat out former presidential hopeful (and proven cheater/liar/despicable human being) John Edwards as the most hated politician in any state. Yes, we just referred to Levi Johnston as a politician.

As for Levi’s nemesis, Sarah Palin?

The same polling organization found that 55 percent of Alaskans hate their former governor; 37 percent are still on her side. We’d have to imagine that the survey has a 37 percent margin of error.

Soon enough, of course, a woman near to the hearts of both Levi and Sarah will be judged by the public: Bristol Palin debuts on Dancing with the Stars on September 20.

Together, they form the unlikeliest reality TV pairing since Levi Johnston and the Alaskan Mayoral office. That’s right, folks, Paris Hilton and Brooke Mueller are reportedly filming a series together.

Paris Hilton + Brooke Mueller = Reality TV at its most ridiculous.

The rumor stems from Brooke’s publicist, Elliot Mintz, who confirms to TMZ that his client left her Los Angeles residence last week to get involved in an “intensive, physical fitness program in Southern California.”

Weird, right? It gets even weirder.

Sources add that Mueller has signed on for a cable reality show that will co-star Hilton and others. The ambiguous theme? “Lifestyles,” insiders claim.

As if this random news isn’t troubling enough - both Paris and Brooke seem to have more important things to focus on than reality television - there’s this: Mueller’s children have been left with Sheen while she films this nonsense.

Vivid Entertainment President Steve Hirsch has confirmed he’s in possession of a video that features the former Playmate getting it on with boyfriend Sam Jones III. He describes the action as “extremely erotic” and says “a reputable third party” dropped the tape off in his office.

That’s the first time Spencer Pratt has ever been referred to as “reputable.”

Hirsch says he’s “very impressed with the quality and content” of the tape. In other words: Shannon gets seriously naked and frisky in it!

Naturally, Karissa has claimed she wants the video back, and Jones said of Vivid’s acquisition:

“I understand that the guy from Vivid saw footage with Karissa and I in it. We have spoken to our legal team and they will be dealing with this ASAP.”

This, of course, is the typical song-and-sex-tape-dance. Just ask Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson and a number of other celebrities: you make a sex tape, you pretend it was accidently leaked or stolen, you threaten legal action and then you agree to a settlement for a large sum of money in exchange for the video’s release.

Jones, a little-known actor, recurred for many years on The CW show Smallville. We wonder if that will be an apt name for this footage, as well, if you know what we mean!!!

Now, in a new video from the Scissor Sisters, the former American Idol star is seen making out with lead singer Jake Shears… while Katy Perry looks on and captures the lip lock on her camera phone!

It’s funny stuff (and Lambert and Perry really did attend this group’s NYC concert last month) and you can watch all the action below. The spit swapping takes place around the 1:15 mark: