As we touched upon in our earlier examination of celebrity quotes on this important subject, Kim Kardashian is sick and tired of celeb gossip sites giving Jessica Simpson such a hard time over new and wildly controversial full figure.

“EVERYONE seems to be asking me about Jessica Simpson’s alleged weight gain. I think it’s absolutely ridiculous,” blogged Kim Kardashian, adding that she’s “probably twice Jessica’s size, so what do you guys think of me then?”

Well, guys, you can answer that below:

Who would you rather …

There was once a time when this was such a no-brainer, it wouldn’t even be asked. Orlando Bloom was - and perhaps still is - one of Hollywood’s top stud muffins.

Nowadays, though? Well, this picture of the shirtless actor chatting on his phone in between filming Sympathy for Delicious in downtown Los Angeles sums it up.

Well? Would you still… you know? The on-again-off-again boyfriend of Miranda Kerr seems to have put on a few pounds … and the hair is another topic entirely:

[Photo Credit: Splash News Online]

Would you hit it?

Madonna has won a court order to move little Rocco Ritchie and David Banda, the sons she shares with English director Guy Ritchie, to New York City.

After the decision was reached, a ‘friend’ immediately reached out to the London media to blab.

Daddy Ritchie, is that you?

“Lourdes was always going to stay with her mum. But keeping Rocco and David close to him in London was the only thing Guy really wanted from the divorce. He thought he had a real chance, especially as their school is here. He desperately loves those boys and is a devoted dad. Guy will still see his sons all the time… It doesn’t matter where they live — they will always have the hearts and souls of Englishmen. Football, appreciating the countryside, good humour and decent music — Guy’s determined these symbols of Britishness will forever be part of their lives.”

According to reports, Madge is set to get the US residency order made permanent in two weeks.

We didn’t know that the British have the market cornered on ‘good humor’.

With all the museums, parks and stuff, it’s great to be a kid in the NYC!

[Lourdes image via Mavrix Online. David/Madonna image via Matrix Photos. Rocco image via Getty Images.]

Her Madongesty’s eldest child, Lourdes Leon, was snapped by photogs leaving the NYC Kabbalah center on Friday.

We love how the 12-year old is playing with clothes and accessories to find her own style.

We’re so glad it’s not anywhere near close to the Miley look!

Well, Momma Madge is a dedicated, watchful mom so we’re sure that won’t happen.

Lola’s already quite the looker!

[Image via WENN.]