Slutty Cyrus and her man-candy underwear model boyfriend, famewhore Justin Gaston, were seen out jogging on Saturday morning in Los Angeles.

It’s like the ol’ saying goes - hot guys and sluts go together like hookers and blow!!

Look at that six-pack on Justin!

So zexy!!!

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After remembering U2 is losing their cultural relevance faster than ever, Bono quickly apologized for a jab he made at Coldplay vocalist Chris Martin on BBC Radio!

Bono was on the Beeb’s Radio 1 promoting U2’s new shiteous album when he let his true feelings fly about Mr. GOOP himself!

“I think he’s that good a melodist, but he’s a wanker… He’s obviously a completely dysfunctional character and a cretin,” said Bono on the BBC early Friday morning.

Meow!

We think Bono’s a little cranky over people calling Coldplay “The New U2″!!!

Not ready to give up the “Greatest Band On Earth” title just quite yet???

The U2 frontman quickly backtracked, telling the radio show host, “I think they [Coldplay] are a great band and actually, it turns out he’s a great soul as well. Sorry about that. I was just joking entirely.”

Hmm.. we’re not too sure if we believe you!!

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Simon Cowell was pulled over by police in Los Angeles on Friday for two different violations. Failure to display a front license plate and for not wearing a seatbelt!!

How stupid!

The American Idol judge laughed off the incident, but not wearing a seatbelt is just ridiculous!!

Luckily for him, he was able to sweet talk his way out of a ticket!

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Oh, Pivert.

You’ll never live this one down, will you??

Speed the Plow producers are now filing for arbitration to settle the “mercury poisoning” incident which caused Jeremy Piven to quit the play with little to no notice back in December.

Piven is now claiming his mercury poisoning was not from sushi, rather it was an “illness stemmed from eating fish twice a week for 20 years.”

O rly???

Is that the story now?

After Thursday’s hearing in which the Actors’ Equity union was unable to reach a unanimous decision, they have decided to bring in a professional arbitrator to decide the legitimacy of the Entourage star’s quick exit from Speed the Plow.

“The grievance went as expected yesterday. The grievance committee (made up of League and Equity representatives) did not rule for either side and we will be filing for arbitration as provided by our contract,” the producers said in a statement released yesterday.

We think the Pivert’s time might finally be up!!

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