OH MAN!

We’ve got some Glee spoilers!! And they’re JUICY!!

Read at your own risk…

Apparently Mr. Schu is gonna get all KINDS of slutty!!

Jessalyn Gilsig, who plays his soon-to-be ex Terri, says:

“It’s all switching up, Terri was supposed to be so awful. But Terri was driven by love, and it turns out that Will is a whore. Lets just say Terri was right.”

We can’t say we’re disappointed!! We can’t wait to watch the super SEKS Mr. Schu get his FREAK on.

Of course, don’t expect Terri to go easy on that adorable, ginge-tastic OCD guidance counselor Emma!!

“You know Terri, can’t keep her down! She’s going to make some trouble. It’s not over; it’s never over—especially with that redhead. There’s just no way I’m letting her go. Terri’s going to stir this pot some more.”

And get prepped, girlfriend is finally gonna get to sing!!

“It is so unexpected that when Ryan told me, I was like ‘Yay, I’m singing,’ then he told [what song] and I was like ‘What?!’ It was one of the hardest songs I’ve ever sung. I’m calling this second chapter ‘Nothing Is As It Seems.’ I feel like we set everybody up, and everybody thinks they know who they are and now everyone is reversing on each other. It’s going to surprise fans.”

SO EXCITED!! We wonder what she’s going to sing!!

What do U think?? Are U excited for the return of Glee???

This bitch just refuses to settle down, doesn’t he?

A-Rod has dumped his girlfriend of two seconds, Elaine Spottswood, for being “too clingy”!

Déjà vu!

Friends close to the male ho say he and Elaine would spend time together at the gym every day, but told buds Elaine was getting too close, so, of course, “he had to end it with her.”

Commitment-phobe!

Don’t U agree????

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

The inspiration behind You’re So Vain is still a mystery!

Upon hearing the entire world had “figured out” that the 1971 hit was about label boss David Geffen, Carly Simon couldn’t keep quiet!

“What a riot! Nothing to do with David Geffen! What a funny mistake! Someone got a clue mistaken for another mistake!” says Carly.

Damn!

Do we have to wait another 30 years to guess again??

[Image via WENN.]

And she has no problem being completely upfront about her bladder control!

LOLs!

We love it!

The new website, 1 in 3 like me (you figure it out!), has launched, and Whoopi is the site’s official spokeswoman!

Take a gander at the vid above to see what 1 in 3 like me is all about!